Perkins is a fluffy gray cat. Molly and Charlie are long haired calico cats. And even my mother sometimes gets Molly and Charlie mixed up!!
Here is a (not very good) picture of Charlie. She's 15 years old, and fairly mellow. She sleeps a lot, and on a sweetness scale I'd put her at 10.
Then there is Molly. Molly is a young 9 years old or thereabouts. And cranky? You betcha!! One minute she's kneading your chest or belly and purring up a storm, the next minute she's growling and hissing because some other cat came into view... or you petted her wrong...
For the record, I try to get her to stay off the table, but Molly thinks I'm mistaken when I tell her to get down... surely you don't mean ME???
Molly loves cantaloupe. Cantaloupe?? A cat who loves cantaloupe?